tastefullyoffensive:

Sasha vs. Q-tips [symphonicotter]

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lycoteuthis:

seriously if you think your dash is being flooded with something you don’t like, then either use tumblr savior or start unfollowing people. don’t be a douche to people just because they’re getting excited about something they like if it’s not hurting anyone.

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handaxe:

why am i laughing so hard

(via sugar-glazed-fuck)

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darnni:

I need to know how this ended

(via sugar-glazed-fuck)

p2iioniic:

gaymeme:

countrymuscles:

croagunk:

fanalis:

don’t trust ppl who start with grass pokemon

this post is trash

chespin is the best

grass type pokemon are the best???? whst the fuck

u like grass Pokemon huh? u like grass? u wanna jack off in the grass? gonna rub grass on urself? maybe fuck a grasshopper? ur disgusting u grasshopper fucker

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annoyingastrology:

aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, sagittarius, aquarius, pisces

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contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

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stereolights:

markcockpus:

stereolights:

nahthatsnotveryraven:

in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is

dO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING FUN FACTS PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING

they’re on pad wrappers!!!!!

oh my god

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edgebug:

thesarahsaurusrex:

edgebug:

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

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